Tuesday 3 April 2012

Brock Lesnar is Back! Here Comes The Pain!


Ok, I know I said that I wasn’t going to write anymore blogs till around SummerSlam and that I was going to take a break but when something as big as this happens I can’t just sit and keep my mouth shut! BROCK LESNAR IS BACK IN WWE!!!!

Last night saw an amazing Raw that could even rival Sundays Mania. The crowd was on fire, being pro Daniel Bryan throughout, chanting “Yes” like it’s the new “Woo” or the new “What”. As well as supporting top Face and Heels all-night.

The event started strong with The Rock, thanking the fans and vowing that he will come back, and he will one day walk down the ramp, the WWE Champion.
If that is to happen he will have to do a full stint in the WWE not just a match, so will this for SummerSlam or later for maybe Survivor Series?

At the end of the show John Cena came to address the crowd about his lost and he did it typical John Cena fashion, trying to be the bigger man and wanting to congratulate Rock face to face.
The crowd didn’t like his attitude (other than the John Cena fans), and booed him. I agree with those who booed, we want him to get angry to get rough and become Heel instead of the same old gimmick over and over.
John Cena called on The Rock but the crowd were chanting, “We want Lesnar!” I didn’t think it was going to happen, I knew Lesanr was in Miami but never thought he was going to turn up.
It was when WWE tweeted that Lesnar just walked in the building that I moved to the end of my sofa.
Just as Cena introduces the Rock to come back out, Lesnar’s music plays and Brock appeared at the top of the ramp and I flew from my seat.
He came to the ring and offered his hand but then picked Cena up and laid an emphatic F5 on Cena closing the show.

The rest of the show had great matches; Santino defends his US Title in a Triple Threat against Dolph and Swagger and walked out victorious. He gets some defence from the Funkasaurus who gets strong support from the crowd.

The new superstar, known as Lord Tensai came next. He is a familiar face to us older fans as he was better known to us as Albert or A-Train.
He has a reasonable debut squashing Alex Riley.

CM Punk defends the WWE Title in a well fought match against Mark Henry.
Henry won but by count out allowing CM Punk to retain. Throughout the match the strong crowd made good use of there “Yes” chant at favoured moments and chanting “No” at bad moments.
After the match Jericho come from the crowd and poured Jack Daniels over Punks face, he then went to stomp on him and slipped and fell in the puddle he had just created. #FAIL. He then goes and gets another bottle to smash over Punks head but the bottle (which was rigged) exploded before Jericho even got close to Punks head.

Sheamus came to the ring to the mixed reaction to the crowd as more boo’s than cheers were heard.
Del Rio also made a return, promoting with Sheamus, and the smart crowd changed their chant from “Yes” to “Si”.
Daniel Bryan chants went over the top of Del Rio as he challenges Sheamus for the World Title.
Del Rio’s mic cuts out and as he gets another one he turns into the Boot of the Irishman.
Although the crowd were strong for D Bryan, Bryan never made a showing for the crowd. He was only shown back stage watching the Sheamus promo.

Cody Rhodes loses to Kofi due to a Big Show distraction.

Eve came out and addressed the crowd about manipulating Zack Ryder.

A match between Ryder and Miz followed in a good contest that saw Miz win in his usual fashion being the last match before the big finish of this amazing show.

I am really looking forward to seeing what happens now with Brock back from the UFC.

Questions for you.

How amazing was it to see Brock back?

Do you remember Albert?

What do you think Brock wants?

Matty.D signing off.

Monday 2 April 2012

Wrestlemania Ends an Era.

Well last night was the biggest night of the year for Wrestling fans across the globe in what was one of the most hyped Wrestlemanias in history.

Unfortunately it didn’t live up to expectations as it was one of the most poorly booked Wrestlemania’s ever, and it all started with the opening match being the World Title contest between Daniel Bryan and Sheamus.
Not only was this match first but it also only lasted 18 seconds. Bryan kissed AJ for good luck, turned and got a face full of Sheamus boot followed by the 1-2-3. We was not happy, epically as Tommy was super excited for the match and he was most looking forward to that contest, to then basically be slapped in the face. It wasn’t a good start and disappointed many across the world.
It did line up a joke for the rest of the night of what lasts longer than Bryans match, Daniels Entrance lasted longer than his match. The slim jim promo lasted longer than Bryans match. The gags were endless.

Things didn’t improve much from there as the opening hour was slow and unexciting.
A mediocre match between Kane and Randy with Kane winning after a top rope Choke Slam, Big Show then got his Wrestlemania moment by beating Cody Rhodes for the Intercontinental Title in a less than brilliant contest and to end the hour we had the Divas tag team match. A lot of this time was filled with overly long promo videos miss placed in entrances and sponsor ads that just got in the way.

It was at the 1 hour mark when we were shocked to have Triple H vs. Undertaker next. This was still early on the card and as shown as being a co main event why is it happing at the 1 hour mark of a 4 hour show? It really makes you question what a Main Event is in the WWE.
Luckily though this match was a breath of fresh air although it wasn’t the end of an era we were hoping for, but sill showed great storytelling and emotion throughout. Best match of the night by far and a truly epic confrontation.
It started slow and use of the Cell was minimal but did add a nice flavour to the match.
It went back and forth with the Steel steps coming into play which saw Taker land across after an amazing spine buster. There was blood on Triple H’s head but this was not a planned bleeding but WWE didn’t really have an issue with showing it which was a good thing.
It turned into a beating of sorts though once Trips got hold of chair and went to town on the back of the bald Undertaker. Trips hit the man so hard so many times he left cringe worthy welts and bruises on Takers back.
Triple H kept asking Shawn the guest Ref to end it as Taker kept kicking out of pins. Undertaker asked Shawn not to end it.
Sledge Hammer followed the chair as the beating continued but Shawn’s interference saved Taker from a hammer blow to the head.
The match came close to ending when Shawn was going to just call for the bell but it didn’t happen.
To stop Shawn calling for the bell Taker locked in Hells Gate on Shawn incapacitating him and continuing the match.
Trips saved Shawn with a Sledge to Takers head. Things then turned as Taker locked in Hells Gate on Trips and it looked like an image of last year.
With Shawn still out nothing could be done as another official enters the cell.
A Choke Slam followed but Trips kicks out of the pin. Taker, in anger, then Choke Slams the replacement Ref.
Sweet Chin Music to Taker followed by the Pedigree and it looked like it was all over for the Deadman but he shocked the world and still kicked out.
A chant of “this is awesome” filled the Stadium, as the men come back to life and things continue.
Triple H removes Shawn from the ring in anger and we get some Vintage Taker, ending it on a Tombstone. Shawn slides back in and counts but once again kick out at 2!
Things slow again as the men turn things into a boxing match exchanging blows and falling into a clinch like position.
Pedigree! 2 count. Shock again; edge of your seat is the location of most people watching at this point.
It was now Takers turn with the Steel Chair as he gets revenge for the shots he received earlier, smacking Trips across the back just as hard, if not harder, than when Trips hit him.
Things get tough for Trips as he struggles to stand, leaning against the corner turnbuckle. He tells Taker to “Suck it” and then receives a Sledge Shot to the head, followed by the Tombstone that did end the match.
Emotion and respect was shown as the Undertaker struggled to stand, Shawn offers his hand and brings Taker to his feet and holds his arm up in Victory to the cheers and applause of the crowd.
Shawn returns to Trips still lying on the mat as Taker poses sending off fireworks and the 20 – 0 is shown to the purple lit crowd.
Shawn and Taker together pull Triple H to his feet and carry him together away from the ring in strong show of respect, friendship, and the end of an amazing Generation of superstars.

This should have been the last match, and it’s a giant disrespect to the 3 men in my opinion putting them so early in the card. But either way still a brilliant match.

Next was a quick look at the Hall of Fame group with an amazing ovation for the Rated R Superstar, Edge.
We did notice how ever that Ric Flair, never got a close up, or much of a showing in the Hall of Fame promo video most probably due to his current employer being TNA.

The sillier match of the night, Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny came next. It was your typical 6 aside Tag match with only a couple special moments. One big highlight being when the match broke down and Kofi, Truth and Ryder all jumped over the top rope to 3 or 4 members of Team Johnny who they had just thrown out.
It came to an end with Ryder going for the Broskie Boot on Miz but as he pumped the crowd Eve stepped in and did it with him. This caused the Ref to ignore the action and remove Eve along with the help of Ryder whose back is now turned. Miz pounced with a Skull Crushing Finale and took the win placing Johnny as GM of Raw and SmackDown. A result which I believe a lot of people should have seen coming.

Next was the WWE Championship match which had the added stipulation that if Punk gets disqualified he loses the Championship.
This added an interesting aspect to the match as Jericho continued to make remarks about Punks family to hopefully fuel Punks anger and force him to get DQ’d.
The match was good and saw a number of Walls of Jericho’s and Anaconda Vice’s, back and forth between the two best in the world.
It came to an end with an Anaconda Vice, and the two men collapse in the ring after Jericho tapped.
If you had a sharp eye you would have seen Jericho rustle Punks hair, most probably a way of saying well done after the matches’ conclusion.

After that match we lead into a pathetic, unneeded promo from the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay, and a load of women dressed as his “momma”.

Finally it was time for the Main event, the match we had all been waiting for, The Rock vs. John Cena.
Intros included Machine Gun Kelly for John Cena and Flo Rider for The Rock in special performances for the entrances.
The two men stood in the ring as they are announced followed by a stare down, before the bell rang and it kicked off.

Unfortunately the match was slow and didn’t have the spark we expected. In comparison to other great matches such as, Rock vs. Stone Cold (WMXIX, WMXV), Kurt Angle vs. Brock Lesnar (WMXIX) as well as many others it just didn’t seem to live up to it.
It was all hype no pizzazz, and just didn’t quite have what it takes to go down as “great” and the year build seemed too much for what we got.
All that being said it was still Rock vs. Cena, once in a lifetime (apparently), and it was a sight to see.
It contained a lot of old school style moves, long headlocks, arm drags and DDTs as well as a classic pass out moment with the Ref lifting the hand of Rock to check for consciousness during the STF for Rocks hand to stay up at the third drop.
The match was filled with Attitude Adjustments, Rock Bottoms, Sharp Shooters and the Peoples elbow and no doubt these guys get A+ for effort. B+ for execution.
It was very back and forth and had close calls but it all came to an end as Cena went for his own version of the Peoples Elbow to be Rock Bottomed mid-way through it ending it with a pin.

Rock celebrates as the show comes to close marking the end of the show, and an era.

Overall this event was poor, but if you strip away the issues we are left with a great event.

The Hell in Cell wasn’t like the Cell’s of the old days, and it didn’t compare to WM25 Shawn vs. Taker. But it was still a great contest.

Rock vs. Cena a lot of hype that didn’t come through but still a good match to see.

Overall I give this Werstlermania, 3 out 5.

Questions for you.

Good or bad Wrestlemania?

What was your favourite moment?

Do you agree that it was poorly booked?

Now I am going to be taking a break for a few months from blogging and try and focus on other things.
I will not be gone for good though, I will most probably return on the road to SummerSlam!

Writing this blog took longer than Bryans match.

Matty.D signing off!